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Wow! Did you know that Uri Geller and Michael Jackson are an item?? They are getting married! Well, in the dream I had this morning they are anyway. I find it slightly alarming that I'm dreaming of (alleged) paedophiles and con-artists - surely this is indicative of a sick state of mind. Possibly brought about by the copious amounts of alcohol and rich food which I consumed over a three week period loosley covered by the term 'christmas holiday'.
In an effort to save money I will be spending more time in front of my trusty keyboard. Despite having had an offer (which I've accepted) for my flat in London I will be brassick, skint, impoverished, destitute and basically miserable until I get my hands on that lovely hard cash. Which could be as long as three months or as short as 6 weeks. Keep your fingers crossed for me. All of which means that I can no longer while away the hours at the pub with my friends. Instead I will be writing to imaginary friends on the net, reading, playing board games with my bored friends and sleeping a lot. Could be worse, eh? If you fancy a quick game of scrabble, you know where I am...