Yay

Blimey, what a difference a day makes. I’ve been feeling a bit down this week. Directionless and stressed, prone to fits of anger or depression with no warning. However, I’m now in orbit. Yay! I just got a call from the estate agent who’s selling my flat in London to tell me he’s found a tennant who is prepared to pay full price despite knowing that they may only be there for a few months. So while I’m waiting for my flat to sell I still have an income from it. Hooray! And I had been ready to accept half price or less from a tennant due to the instabilty. I love my estate agent. Bet you don’t hear that very often! And all this just after I’ve spent horrific amounts of money on a new mobile phone which I didn’t REALLY need and a new watch I didn’t need at all! I am blessed by angels, I tell ya.

So anyway, what were we talking about? Body parts, that’s right. After skin, you have to admire ears. Yep, they are perfectly designed. They hold up your specs, they let you drape weird-shaped earpieces around them so you can chat on your mobile whilst driving, you can perforate and decorate them in all sorts of ways, they funnel sound down lovely curly corridors so it reaches your brain all relaxed and happy, they have comedy growth potential, they sprout fur so you can stay warm as you get older and your blood thins, they keep water out of your brain, they produce enough wax to polish your dining table once a month (ewww – I saw it on TV, I promise!), you can fold them up nice and small, you can tuck your hair behind them so it develops a nice kink in it. Superb. All that in one small package. Not to mention that they can make elephants fly (I been done seen ‘bout everything when I seed a elephant fly) Bully for ears, I say. ‘Ear, ‘ear!